You know what? I heard people talkin’ about that Rolex Submariner, the green one. They say it’s real fancy, cost a whole lot of money. They call it “Hulk”, ’cause it is green, I guess. Big and green, just like that Hulk fella on the TV.
Now, I don’t know much about these fancy watches. My old ticker just tells the time, and that’s all I need. But these young folks, they sure do love them some Rolex. Especially that Submariner, seems like. And that green color, they say it’s special. They say it’s the Rolex Submariner green. Like that frog color, you see. But this one is shiny, not slimy like a frog.
I saw some pictures. That Rolex Submariner green, it’s somethin’ else. Shiny, like a beetle’s back. And they say it’s tough, too. You could probably drop it in the well and it’d still tick. Not that I’d try it. Too darn expensive to be tossin’ in the well, that high imitation Rolex Submariner green. Even the high imitation one, that is not real, still cost a lot.
They say the real one, the Rolex Submariner, it’s heavy. Like a good, solid piece of metal. Not like that tin stuff they sell at the market. This here is the real deal, they say. Weighs a lot, like a big stone. 1.57 inches, I heard someone say. What that means? I do not know. Maybe that’s big for a watch. But all them Rolex are heavy, I think. That is how you know it is a good one.
And they make fake ones, too, I hear. Look just like the real Rolex Submariner green, but they ain’t real. They call ’em “high imitation“. Cost less, but still a lot of money, those high imitation Rolex Submariner green. Some folks, they can’t tell the difference. They say even the folks who make the real ones, they can’t even tell sometimes! These fake ones is that good!
Some say you can get them on that Amazon place. They have everything there, even these high imitation Rolex Submariner green. Many people buy them, I guess. And they say those high imitation ones are almost as good as the real ones. Same green color. Same size. But I don’t know. It ain’t the same, is it? If it ain’t real, it ain’t real.
- High imitation looks real.
- Rolex Submariner green is popular.
- Real Rolex is heavy.
- High imitation Rolex Submariner green is cheaper.
But these young folks, they like to show off. They like to have that shiny Rolex Submariner green on their wrist. Makes ’em feel good, I guess. Makes ’em feel like they got somethin’ special. Even if it’s a high imitation one, they still like it. They say that there is an official flagship store. But who can afford that? Not me, that’s for sure!
I saw a fella in town the other day, wearin’ one of them high imitation Rolex Submariner green watches. He was walkin’ around like he owned the place. Head held high, showin’ off that watch. He thought he was a big deal, that is for sure. I just chuckled to myself. If that watch could talk, what stories it would tell!
Now, some folks, they go to a place called Istanbul to get these high imitation watches. I heard it’s full of ’em. All kinds of high imitation watches, not just that green Rolex Submariner. They say it’s like a watch heaven, but not a real watch heaven, a fake one. But they look so real, you wouldn’t know the difference! Even the people who work with watches cannot tell!
Me, I don’t need no fancy watch. My old ticker does just fine. But I guess if you got the money, and you want to show off a little, that Rolex Submariner green is the way to go. Real or high imitation, it’s up to you. Just don’t go throwin’ it in the well, now, you hear? It is too expensive for that.
There is also a thing called “Kermit”. I do not know what that means. But seems that Rolex Submariner green is more popular. Bigger. That is what I heard, at least. I do not know what is better. Big and green, small and green. Still green. Still a Rolex.
You want a Rolex Submariner green? You need money. Lots of it. Or you can get a high imitation one. Still need money, but not as much. You can buy on Amazon. Or you can go to that Istanbul place. They have a lot there, I heard. A lot of high imitation Rolex Submariner green. So many that even the watch people cannot tell which one is real. That is crazy, you know.
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